The Turbanator

Rated X
2005-03-14 // 2:12 a.m.

Shall make this a quick entry since it's getting pretty late and I'm starting to feel sleepy too. Haha. Played laserskirmish at some place near town that's damn hard to locate. Took us like 10 minutes to find the damn place? Yeah. Good to see so many friends there. Heh. It was good fun though. Well. Not too bad lar. It was just "men" having fun with toys. Heh. Just some game whereby you go around shooting people with "laser" guns. You "die" when the sensor goes off. Chose the pulse rifle, thought it looked the coolest. But it was goddamn heavy too. Got pretty tired. After that, went to town to chill out for awhile before going to Suntec with Fush to cut my hair. My hairdresser's relocated, but horrors of horrors! He's going back to Malaysia for good!!! Damn!:( ---> Negative demonstration of gay act cute smiley. Haha. Not intentional. Ok. Maybe it is. Ahhhh... Ok. Nvm. Yeah. Hairdresser 95% confirmed gay. Was telling me how nice this other buff hairdresser's body is. Hmmm. Anyway was checking out this assistant at the salon. I think she's damn cute and sweet and nice and whatever. She's the best. And she remembered me when I cut my hair at Supercuts long time ago! Yay! Haha. Contemplating if I should talk to her next week when I go highlight my hair! Ehh Zo. $85. Got 15% discount so shud be $70 plus. Wanna go? I wanna go pierece my ear too and get some bling bling. Leo. If you're reading this you promised me some bling bling. Don't forget eh? Ahahaa... Yeah. Anyway back to HER. I think I'm smitten with her. Haha. Ok. I shall go chat her up next week. After getting my hair cut, went to Fush's place to play basketball. Ok. Fine. So Fush beat a VERY VERY tired me 7-0. But I beat him 7-6 too. Ahahaha. Ok lar. I admit. He's better than me lar. Happy now nigga? Went to eat after the basketball match. Was sooooo tired. But we suddenly started on the weirdest conversation. Haha. Well. Maybe not the weirdest but it was kinda interesting. Haha. Like who has slept around during JC times. So in short, here's a conversation with Melissa The Flat Chested Wonder when I went over to his house to bathe. Heh.

13/03/2005 22:30:39 or else i will- X&Y yo
13/03/2005 22:30:42 or else i will- X&Y how was e bash
13/03/2005 22:30:49 X&Y or else i will- haha...
13/03/2005 22:31:03 X&Y or else i will chop off- was a bit boring for me
13/03/2005 22:31:11 X&Y or else i will chop off- feeling real shagged tt night
13/03/2005 22:31:19 X&Y or else i will chop off- you feeling better?
13/03/2005 22:31:24 or else i will chop off- X&Y yup
13/03/2005 22:31:33 X&Y or else i will chop off- or else i will chop off?
13/03/2005 22:31:35 X&Y or else i will chop off- haha
13/03/2005 22:31:37 X&Y or else i will chop off- what?
13/03/2005 22:31:50 or else i will chop off- X&Y hahah..
13/03/2005 22:31:53 or else i will chop off- X&Y it's a teaser
13/03/2005 22:31:55 or else i will chop off- X&Y to be revealed!
13/03/2005 22:32:05 X&Y or else i will chop off- eh i wanna know leh
13/03/2005 22:32:12 or else i will chop off- X&Y i haven't thought abt it ye
13/03/2005 22:32:12 or else i will chop off- X&Y t
13/03/2005 22:32:17 X&Y or else i will chop off- anyway ed is at my place now
13/03/2005 22:32:23 or else i will chop off- X&Y huh
13/03/2005 22:32:23 X&Y or else i will chop off- haha bathing
13/03/2005 22:32:27 or else i will chop off- X&Y ooh
13/03/2005 22:32:31 or else i will chop off- X&Y what were u guys doin b4 tt
13/03/2005 22:32:31 or else i will chop off- X&Y haha
13/03/2005 22:32:34 X&Y or else i will chop off- erm...
13/03/2005 22:32:52 X&Y or else i will chop off- hes bathing so we can have hot sex later...
13/03/2005 22:32:53 X&Y or else i will chop off- i like my boys clean
13/03/2005 22:33:53 X&Y or else i will chop off- oh and ed ask me to say tt yr tits are very small

From here onward it's all me! Before that was gay dude Fush. I think he's got a crush on me but it's not gonna work out dude. I don't like dicks. Haha. Pun intended.

13/03/2005 22:35:10 X&Y or else i will chop off- ehhh.. u stupid banana...
13/03/2005 22:35:14 X&Y or else i will chop off- come back here
13/03/2005 22:35:15 X&Y or else i will chop off- ehhh
13/03/2005 22:35:19 or else i will chop off- X&Y ahaha...
13/03/2005 22:35:23 or else i will chop off- X&Y wth
13/03/2005 22:35:24 X&Y or else i will chop off- do u noe where joni chin is now?
13/03/2005 22:35:25 or else i will chop off- X&Y how dare he say tt
13/03/2005 22:35:30 or else i will chop off- X&Y she's in nus
13/03/2005 22:35:37 X&Y or else i will chop off- and do u think she has had sex before?
13/03/2005 22:35:39 X&Y or else i will chop off- anwyay edwin here
13/03/2005 22:35:41 X&Y or else i will chop off- hahaha
13/03/2005 22:35:50 or else i will chop off- X&Y ??????
13/03/2005 22:35:52 X&Y or else i will chop off- *censored*
13/03/2005 22:35:53 X&Y or else i will chop off- ahahahah
13/03/2005 22:35:54 or else i will chop off- X&Y why do u ask??
13/03/2005 22:35:56 X&Y or else i will chop off- ermmm
13/03/2005 22:35:58 or else i will chop off- X&Y are u drunk???
13/03/2005 22:35:59 or else i will chop off- X&Y ahahaha
13/03/2005 22:36:03 X&Y or else i will chop off- we were discussing who had sex before during jc
13/03/2005 22:36:04 X&Y or else i will chop off- hahahaha
13/03/2005 22:36:10 X&Y or else i will chop off- drunk ur head lar
13/03/2005 22:36:12 or else i will chop off- X&Y ahahaaha
13/03/2005 22:36:15 X&Y or else i will chop off- drunk on banana juice
13/03/2005 22:36:27 or else i will chop off- X&Y so who has had sex b4?
13/03/2005 22:36:34 or else i will chop off- X&Y i wanna join in e discussion too!
13/03/2005 22:36:35 X&Y or else i will chop off- *censored*
13/03/2005 22:36:39 X&Y or else i will chop off- ahahaha
13/03/2005 22:36:42 X&Y or else i will chop off- ermmm
13/03/2005 22:36:44 X&Y or else i will chop off- xiangying
13/03/2005 22:36:48 X&Y or else i will chop off- confirmed one lar
13/03/2005 22:36:50 X&Y or else i will chop off- wendy
13/03/2005 22:36:52 X&Y or else i will chop off- probably
13/03/2005 22:36:56 X&Y or else i will chop off- hui yi ah lian
13/03/2005 22:37:01 X&Y or else i will chop off- highly likely
13/03/2005 22:37:04 X&Y or else i will chop off- jie xin
13/03/2005 22:37:08 X&Y or else i will chop off- probably wif some girl
13/03/2005 22:37:08 X&Y or else i will chop off- and
13/03/2005 22:37:11 X&Y or else i will chop off- shi ya
13/03/2005 22:37:12 X&Y or else i will chop off- yeah
13/03/2005 22:37:12 X&Y or else i will chop off- shud be
13/03/2005 22:37:19 X&Y or else i will chop off- sayida looks like u
13/03/2005 22:37:25 X&Y or else i will chop off- closet nympho
13/03/2005 22:37:33 X&Y or else i will chop off- probably too
13/03/2005 22:37:33 X&Y or else i will chop off- okok
13/03/2005 22:37:36 X&Y or else i will chop off- chop off what?
13/03/2005 22:37:38 or else i will chop off- X&Y hhah..
13/03/2005 22:37:39 X&Y or else i will chop off- u got no dick
13/03/2005 22:37:40 X&Y or else i will chop off- no tits
13/03/2005 22:37:46 X&Y or else i will chop off- how to chop off?
13/03/2005 22:37:56 or else i will chop off- X&Y i nv said it was my tits or dick i was gonna chop off
13/03/2005 22:37:57 or else i will chop off- X&Y hahaha
13/03/2005 22:37:58 X&Y or else i will chop off- type fasgter lar
13/03/2005 22:38:01 X&Y or else i will chop off- u clown
13/03/2005 22:38:05 or else i will chop off- X&Y how abt e guys
13/03/2005 22:38:14 or else i will chop off- X&Y who had sex in jc
13/03/2005 22:38:15 X&Y or else i will chop off- i'm typing on a laptop and i'm typing faster than u
13/03/2005 22:38:17 X&Y or else i will chop off- ermmm
13/03/2005 22:38:18 X&Y or else i will chop off- charles
13/03/2005 22:38:21 X&Y or else i will chop off- highly likely
13/03/2005 22:38:21 or else i will chop off- X&Y im also typing on a laptop
13/03/2005 22:38:23 or else i will chop off- X&Y charles?
13/03/2005 22:38:26 or else i will chop off- X&Y with wenny?
13/03/2005 22:38:26 X&Y or else i will chop off- i bet he's got this thing for china girls
13/03/2005 22:38:27 or else i will chop off- X&Y ahahahaa
13/03/2005 22:38:28 X&Y or else i will chop off- hahahaa
13/03/2005 22:38:29 X&Y or else i will chop off- no lar
13/03/2005 22:38:30 X&Y or else i will chop off- wenny so guai
13/03/2005 22:38:34 or else i will chop off- X&Y eh u nv know
13/03/2005 22:38:34 X&Y or else i will chop off- wun do wif himn one
13/03/2005 22:38:38 or else i will chop off- X&Y maybe she's also a closet nympho
13/03/2005 22:38:39 X&Y or else i will chop off- aiyah
13/03/2005 22:38:43 X&Y or else i will chop off- i was quite close to wenny lar
13/03/2005 22:38:53 X&Y or else i will chop off- swhe slapped charles when he first kissed her
13/03/2005 22:38:55 X&Y or else i will chop off- hahahaha
13/03/2005 22:38:56 X&Y or else i will chop off- and kenny
13/03/2005 22:38:57 X&Y or else i will chop off- hmmm
13/03/2005 22:39:14 X&Y or else i will chop off- probably did it wif some thai prostitute or tranny
13/03/2005 22:39:19 X&Y or else i will chop off- edwin ong
13/03/2005 22:39:20 X&Y or else i will chop off- too holy
13/03/2005 22:39:22 or else i will chop off- X&Y HHAHA
13/03/2005 22:39:24 or else i will chop off- X&Y ivan?
13/03/2005 22:39:24 X&Y or else i will chop off- reuben
13/03/2005 22:39:26 X&Y or else i will chop off- dun think so
13/03/2005 22:39:27 X&Y or else i will chop off- ivan
13/03/2005 22:39:37 X&Y or else i will chop off- fush says he's quite desperate
13/03/2005 22:39:45 X&Y or else i will chop off- but i dun think he can get any
13/03/2005 22:39:51 or else i will chop off- X&Y yeah i think ivan is quite deperate
13/03/2005 22:39:59 X&Y or else i will chop off- hahahaa..
13/03/2005 22:40:00 X&Y or else i will chop off- really?
13/03/2005 22:40:05 X&Y or else i will chop off- i didn't seem to think so lar..
13/03/2005 22:40:06 X&Y or else i will chop off- hahaa
13/03/2005 22:40:09 or else i will chop off- X&Y let's extend our discussion to ppl outside classs
13/03/2005 22:40:14 X&Y or else i will chop off- ehhh...
13/03/2005 22:40:19 X&Y or else i will chop off- so do u think joni chin did it?
13/03/2005 22:40:20 X&Y or else i will chop off- AHAHAHAH
13/03/2005 22:40:22 X&Y or else i will chop off- probably
13/03/2005 22:40:23 X&Y or else i will chop off- hmmm
13/03/2005 22:40:27 X&Y or else i will chop off- cos she looks so innocent
13/03/2005 22:40:28 X&Y or else i will chop off- hahaha
13/03/2005 22:40:32 X&Y or else i will chop off- so i wanna find out
13/03/2005 22:40:33 X&Y or else i will chop off- eh
13/03/2005 22:40:36 X&Y or else i will chop off- u type damn slow lar..
13/03/2005 22:40:44 X&Y or else i will chop off- my typing how good
13/03/2005 22:40:49 X&Y or else i will chop off- that's why starhub hired me
13/03/2005 22:40:50 X&Y or else i will chop off- and fired u
13/03/2005 22:41:17 or else i will chop off- X&Y hahaha
13/03/2005 22:41:19 or else i will chop off- X&Y eh sorry
13/03/2005 22:41:23 or else i will chop off- X&Y my friend came to my room
13/03/2005 22:41:24 or else i will chop off- X&Y ermmm
13/03/2005 22:41:31 or else i will chop off- X&Y maybe she is a clset numpho too
13/03/2005 22:41:37 X&Y or else i will chop off- ehhh.... ohhh ok.. my parents are here to pick me up from fush's house
13/03/2005 22:41:37 or else i will chop off- X&Y do u think her bf was horny?
13/03/2005 22:41:40 X&Y or else i will chop off- i tok to u later
13/03/2005 22:41:40 X&Y or else i will chop off- ermmm
13/03/2005 22:41:41 X&Y or else i will chop off- yeah
13/03/2005 22:41:43 X&Y or else i will chop off- looks like it
13/03/2005 22:41:44 or else i will chop off- X&Y arhokok
13/03/2005 22:41:48 X&Y or else i will chop off- jeffrey "TOY"
13/03/2005 22:41:49 X&Y or else i will chop off- HAHAHAHA
13/03/2005 22:41:54 X&Y or else i will chop off- yeah
13/03/2005 22:41:55 X&Y or else i will chop off- anyway
13/03/2005 22:41:59 X&Y or else i will chop off- tok to u later tonite@
13/03/2005 22:42:04 or else i will chop off- X&Y haha.. okok bye asshole

If any of my classmates read this I'm screwed lar. But it's nice to add some spice and controversy into our lives. Haha. So anyway brilliant conversation we had I must say. Ok. Extra extra extra credit to the "Voluptuous Mermaid Banana Beauty, The Once Flat Chested Wonder" for this conversation log. Haha. Go check out the VMBB @ The Flat Chested Wonder. ok. Nitez Peeps. I need ta sleep!